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tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

shitwedoforlove:

Some of the differences are amazing.

hqlines:

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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(Source: australianprostitute)

joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

(Source: jakeparalta)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

yelyahwilliams:

girl-non-grata:

Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

I can actually sense a dog in my future.

(Source: chaapa-la-pachala)

wamwanfood:

Pizza cone!

wilddenough:

"Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews
pushingtheirlimits:

tylerthelatteboy:

1d-r5-edsheeran-more:

maybewewillbecloser:

searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

that’s a very accurate definition of red. 

did ed sheeran write that

can we talk about how something i wrote in 3 minutes has 623,000+ notes? the response to this and how it has changed my life still blows my mind.

still my favorite thing on this site
"Every time my phone buzzes I hope it’s you missing me."

-(via zeyx)

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kisu-no-hi:

"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.